Sheba Misses Alex

Sheba really misses Alex. She wanders into his bedroom looking for him and she has now started stalking me because there isn't any other male around for her to stalk. Anyone who knows Sheba knows that she is a bit psycho. She will lay in your lap and serenely purr away and then completely unprovoked and and quite suddenly she will claw you. She does that because of the boys. At first it was Brandon and then it was Ben and for the last several years it has been Alex. They literally play tag with her but for Sheba, catching you is actually slashing you. One day Brandon was walking through the front room and Sheba launched herself through the air off the back of the couch and latched onto Brandon with all of her claws fully extended. Of course they do the same thing to Sheba. I remember one time Alex started screaming from his bedroom (that would be a "fun" screaming). I run up there and Sheba has him trapped on his bed. If he put one foot onto the floor Sheba would attack it. She doesn't do this with me however. She never has. If she tries I just swat her and it is over. Well the other day I was walking down the stairs and out of the blue with no warning I have a cat wrapped around my ankle with her claws embedded into my skin. I knew Sheba was simply missing Alex so I let her get away with that one.

At some point Alex developed the nasty habit of letting Sheba finish off his breakfast cereal. I noticed that when I would get up Alex always left his empty bowl on the table after he left for seminary. I was chastising him out telling him he needed to put it away and he informs me that he can't put it away because Sheba is never done before he has to leave. This morning I was enjoying my bowl of cereal for breakfast when suddenly Sheba jumps up on the table and watches me eat. I kid you not, as soon as I lifted my bowl to drink the last of my milk Sheba walks right over to me and gives me this look. I decided to leave a little bit of milk in the bowl and she promptly proceeded to lap it up. Alex, I think she misses you.

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Scientists have now determined that hair loss can be inherited from either parent, not just the mother as used to be believed.

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Zachary & Sara Lyman

Another exiting and tiring weekend is coming to an end. Friday afternoon Lisa called me at work in a panic. The battery on her van died again. Do you remember when I mentioned that it died the day Hayley was born? Well I didn't replace it then and this time I wasn't there to help Lisa out. Guess what we did Friday night? You guessed it, our date night consisted of buying a new battery for the van and buying a soup and salad while we were out. The good thing is that I called around to price them out and when I opened the hood I saw that it was a "Kirtland" battery. It also said in big letters, "36 month warranty" and right there on top of the battery was 04/07. Well if you do the math, 2007 was not 36 months ago. We took the battery back to Costco and they gave us a full refund on my old battery.

On Saturday a missionary who used to serve in our ward got married. We got quite close to Elder Lymon (Zachary), he is from Lindon but is marrying a girl from Orange County. They were married in the New Port Beach Temple and had a reception at her house in the evening. We would have gone up for the whole thing but Sarah had a meet. She seems to be slowly improving, this time she came just a few positions from medalling.

After the race we got ourselves ready and headed to Orange to the reception. It was fun and to make things even better, after the wedding we stopped and visited Ben and Sharley. It was good to see them in their own little home. They even made us a nice little Peach Cobbler. It was also good to see Blue (the cat) again.

Health Care

In the midst of the intense debate here in the US about health care I decided it is time that I offered my own solution. First of all, I am a firm believer in the free market. I believe if people are responsible for their own care and pay their expenses out of their own pocket then I believe they will make better choices than the government ever will. At the same time I think it is unnecessary for anyone in a country as wealthy as the US to ever lose their life savings because they had the misfortune of getting sick. I have had to think long and hard to come up with a solution that would satisfy both requirements. I think the best solution is to have a government funded health savings account. I think it is key that it is government funded because too many people will fail to fund their own accounts. Here is how it would work.

- Every man woman and child who are citizens in the US will receive an account in their name.
- Every month the government will deposit $100 into that account.
- The account owner (or their legal guardian) will receive a debit card that can be used only toward health related purchases or services. This debit card is already used for Health Savings Accounts (HSA's) today.
- 99.9% of all people have very minor health expenses in the first 30 years of their lives.
- By the time people reach 30 years of age they will have more than $80,000 in their accounts
- In the very rare case where a young child has medical expenses that exceeds what they have in their accounts, family and friends can donate a portion of their HSA funds to help them out. Typically I see parents or grand parents who have plenty of money in their accounts helping a young child.
- One of the reasons health care costs are so high is because uninsured people don't get preventative care and then show up in emergency rooms where it often costs ten times the normal costs to get treated. This huge expense is now covered by those who have insurance. With everyone in the nation covered, this expense will be eliminated.
- When you die your money goes back to the government.
- By the age of 75 you will have nearly a million dollars.
- The average person spends about $250,000 on health care during their lives.
- Most of that is spent during your last year of life.
- This system will be much more efficient than the status quo because no one (like the insurance companies) will make a profit - money is only spent on medical expenses
- This system will cost the government about $300 billion a year where as today they spend about one trillion dollars.
- An average health insurance policy today costs about $300 a month compared to my $100 a month.

So there you have it. My solution to the nations health care problems.

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On the average, 99% of all your health expenses will happen in the last year of your life.

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Cars

It all started with my Camry. Last week on Tuesday I picked Sarah up from her Cross Country practice and she wanted to drive. We stopped at the bank on the way home and Sarah waited in the car yacking on her phone while I did my business. As I was making my deposit Sarah runs into the bank with a very worried look on her face. Rather than coming over and talking to me directly she stands at the door so everyone can hear and in a very loud voice says, "Dad, somethings wrong with the car. All this stuff is running out from underneath it and the motor is making some very weird noises. " I look out the window and I can see that the car has overheated (again). I ask her if the engine is running and she says it's not so I tell her to wait until I'm done. Of course one the male tellers see's this cute damsel in distress and just has to help so when I get out to my car they have the hood open and he proceeds to tell me what is wrong with my car. I've had a small leak in the cooling system for a while now so the engine overheating is nothing new to me. I decide to let him go ahead and tell me all about the splash pattern and I realize he's making sense. I decide to take a closer look at how the water has splashed all around my engine compartment and that leads me to a quarter inch hole in the casting that houses the thermostat. I take the gallon jug of water that I keep in the car for this very purpose and when I fill up the radiator and turn on the engine there is a jet of water shooting from the casting. I think I've found my "small" leak.

With Lisa in Utah and my Camry out of commission I'm now down to one vehicle, my pickup. I drive my pickup to work on Wednesday and then Wednesday evening I'm driving Sarah's friend home and suddenly my engine loses power. It runs for a little while but continuously gets' slower and slower. Finally I can tell the poor little truck just isn't going to make it so I coast onto a residential side street and there we sit. We call for a ride and proceed to make plans for how we're going to do seminary, piano lessons, school and work with no vehicles. Thursday morning while Sarah is at seminary I call Marie Riches to let her know why Sarah will be missing her piano lessons and she graciously offers to let me use one of her vehicles. I at first decline but when she insisted I realized that I'm in big trouble with no vehicle so I accept her offer.

Friday Lisa finally arrives home from Utah. She gets home about 3:30 and as soon as I get home from work we're off to Malibu to see the new granddaughter. We stop in Anaheim to pick up Ben and when I pull into the parking lot for his apartment building we turn the car off to call Ben. When I go to start the car again the battery is so dead that it won't even turn over. How can a battery just drive for ten hours and then go dead in a matter of two minutes? Fortunately, a beat up old Volkswagen Van pulls in beside me. I realize that any body with an old beat up vehicle like that must have booster cables. Sure enough he did and once we figured out that his battery is under his front seat we're on our way.

Saterday I head out to figure out how to get my little truck home and low and behold, it was gone! The dirty bounders had towed my truck. I was rather ticked because I'm sure I had parked it legally. I call the police and they tell me the sheriff towed it. I call the sheriff and they tell me the company that did the towing. I call them and they tell me it was towed because it had an expired registration. Darn it, they were right. I had paid the registration on-line so I could avoid a late fee but I never got the smog certificate until after the deadline. I had been waiting for the sticker to come but meanwhile here I was with no truck. The good news is that the part for my Camry came in on Saturday so I replaced that casting and put my Camry back into service. I just may have fixed that confounded leak once and for all.

DMV was closed on the weekend so there was nothing I could do until today, Monday. I don't know what the DMV is like where you live but in California they have the reputation of being a place to avoid. The reputation is justified. I arrived at the DMV around 11:00 and left at 3:30. Like an idiot, I didn't take a book. I could have gotten lots of reading done in there. When my turn finally came to go up to the counter I was told that I hadn't paid my registration. I know for a fact that I have, but in order to get my truck out of hawk I decided to pay the registration and come back later with proof that I did pay. By the time I paid the registation and late fee's for the Camry and the Ranger I was $300 poorer. Ouch, that hurt.

It was now on to "Road One Towing". I hate those people. I have heard from two different people that one of the ways the state is trying to make up for the financial crises they've created for themselves is they are now in cayhoots with the street sweepers. Anytime a street sweeper comes across a vehicle that can be towed they radio into the cops who come out and ticket or tow you. So I get to Road One Towing and the 300 pound woman behind the counter informs me that I need to go to the sheriffs office to get my vehicle released. She had a major attitude also. I point out that she might have mentioned that when I was talking to her on the phone. She then assures me that she does NOT answer the phones. I suggest she might pass the message along to the girl who does answer the phone. She then informed me that she would mention it to the "50" people on the phones. I look at the 10' x 10' office I'm standing in and I say, "you really tow that many vehicles?" In her snide little voice she tells me that they have twenty offices across the city. Right!

I then head for the sheriffs office. I'm the only person in the office and I sit there for over an hour waiting for the cop to do something with my paperwork. I was ready to scream. Finally they stamp my paper and let me go. It took an hour for them to stamp my paper. Luckily I kept my cool and decided not to say what I really wanted to say. The day was already going downhill fast I didn't need to end up in one of the cells in the back room.

Back at Road One Towing I hand over my credit card (no checks or money orders) and another $400 dissappears from my bank account. Three hundred for the tow and $100 for daily impound fees. I hate those guys. Finally they take the huge chain off the gate and I'm looking at my little pickup that doesn't run and I'm quickly trying to figure out just what I thought I was going to do. Just for laughs I decide to try starting it and to my surprise and joy it fires right up. I park next to my Camry and I make sure they both have current registration stickers on them and promising to come back for my Camry I head down the road with the truck. About a hundred yards down the street I start losing power again. I promptly make a U turn and parking the truck I took the Camry back to work. If I add up everything I've spent on registration, late fees, towing, impound fee's and lost wages this day has now cost me close to a thousand dollars.

After dinner tonight I tell Lisa that we need to go and see if we can get that truck running but after driving across town I can tell it isn't anything simple that I can take care of. It sounds alot like plugged fuel injecters or perhaps a bad ignition coil. I can now picture another $300 leaving my bank account. I finally conclude that I'm not going to pay another tow truck any money to hawl my truck around and I call Craig McPhie to see if he will tow me. Craig of course is always up to a challenge and off we go. We get the truck hooked up to a rope behind my Sienna and there we are rushing down Poway road at the breakneck speed of about 5 miles an hour. As I'm sitting there making sure I don't ram into the back of my own car I'm looking at the dash board. I notice that the fuel gauge is very close to empty. With any fuel gauge I've ever seen the tank isn't empty until the needle is below the empty mark but I don't drive the truck very often and I don't really know where "empty" is. When we get to Midland Auto and push the truck into place I ask Craig if he would mind humouring me and letting me put some gas in the truck. What could it hurt, right? We go to Wal-Mart and buy a gas can and then we fill it at a nearby station. I pour the gas into the truck and guess what? It turned over three or four times and then fired right up. Amazing. I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

Landon Arlen Malakai Palmer

After I posted my blog about Hayley's entrance into this world I realized (or was made aware of the fact) that I never said anything about the arrival of Hayley's little cousin who was born over a month ago. Now let me explain, this isn't entirely due to my negligence, a lot of things happened all at once. First of all I've wanted to talk about Landon more than you could possible know for a very long time but because it was an adoption and further complicated by some very strange laws they have in Alberta about publicly disclosing a potential adoption I was sworn to secrecy until ten days after Landon was born. Do you remember what happened during those ten days? Crowleys arrived, Grandma Shaw arrived, Grandpa and Nanna arrived, Teirrsa arrived, Kira arrived with Evan, Greg, Gaylia, Kristen and children arrived, we had the family dinner, Alycia got married, we sent Alycia and Trevor on their honeymoon and then finally the ten days were up and I could publicly tell the world that Landon was born. The problem is that it was during this time that we were packing Alex up for college and then Sarah started school and then Peter got married and we were in the middle of visiting with all of his family and Kira; I am so sorry that in all of that Landon kind of got overlooked.

So let me announce it now. Landon Arlen Malakai Palmer entered this world at 8:15 AM on August 4, 2009. He was 8lbs 3oz and he didn't really want to leave his mother so they actually went in with forceps and dragged him out. I would like to draw your attention to his second name. It just happens to be my second name as well and perhaps better than that it was my fathers first name. I hate that they are so far away and we couldn't be up there like we were with Brandon and Serene. Oh well, thank goodness for blogs, at least Kira is good about blogging and we can all see him. If you want to get more details on his birth you should follow this link to Kira's blog. I stole all my pictures from there so you won't get any new pictures.

I can tell you this though. I love being a grandpa and it was so fun to have Evan down her for the wedding even if Kira couldn't bring Landon across the border. She had just better get everything straightened out for Christmas because if I can't see him at Christmas time I will be very sad.

Grandpa Leavitt (#4)

This has been a very exciting few days. First of all, my wife came home. She left last week on Thursday and was going to be home Monday. Some time during the weekend it dawned on her that coming home on a Monday evening on a long weekend was just asking for trouble. The traffic between Las Vegas and Los Angeles can turn a five hour trip into a ten hour trip. For hundreds of miles the traffic never exceeds twenty miles an hour. She decided that she'd come home Tuesday. I was talking to her on Monday getting all excited about seeing her when she informs me that there is still so much work that needs to be done so she thinks she'll come home on Wednesday. Bummer. Tuesday she tells me that she is so close to having the apartment all set up that she just wants to get it done so she is now coming home on Thursday. With Alycia and Trevor both in school full time and working part time they would have been living out of boxes for months. As you can imagine, I was a little hesitant to believe that she would actually come home Thursday but once she was on the road at a reasonable hour I allowed myself to hope. Alex is the one who said, "Dad, I'll bet she stays in St George." Guess what? She stayed in St George.

So Friday was the day. The day actually started out with a great deal of excitement. Lisa got a call at 2:40 AM from Brandon. Serene was in labor. How exciting. At 6:45 AM little Hayley Marie Leavitt entered this world. Lisa pulls in to San Diego around 3:30 in the afternoon and then I come home from work and we load Lisa back into the car and head north. We picked Ben up in Anaheim and we went to visit Serene at the Hospital in Woodland Hills.

It had been a grueling and long night for Serene but she looked good. A bit exhausted but still good. Hayley is gorgeous. Grandma got first dibs at holding her but I was right there for my turn. The whole experience was a new one for Sarah. She has never been to see a new baby in the hospital. We took our time enjoying the excitement but eventually Serene was fading out on us and we decided to let her feed her baby and get some sleep.

Poor Brandon had a "Mock Trial" today and he was not well prepared because of the distractions he's had the last couple of days. He was laying in the other bed in Serenes room studying but he was dead tired. He was afraid he was going to look like a total fool in the trials today. I told him he could pull the sympathy card and let them know somehow that he had a baby born yesterday. I haven't heard yet how he did.

One of the reasons we had to come home last night was because Sarah had a Cross Country meet this morning. She did very well. She was the first girl from her JV team to finish. The team didn't win but it was good to see her do so well. After the meet we went to the beach. Today was the ward picnic and we all went to Torrey Pines. The waves were great and the food was good too. I'm very tired.

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The most common baby name in England is Mohammad

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A Walk on the Beach

Today is labor day but since Lisa is gone anyway and Sarah would probably sleep until noon I decided to head into work for half a day. We are really behind on this project. As it turns out, as soon as Sarah realized I was going into work she quickly made arrangements to spend the morning with a friend. By the way, she had two more requests to do something today. I think that brings the total to eight things she would like to do today. I left work at noon and picked Sarah up from her friends house and then it was back to her room for her. She basically has it finished. Tonight Sarah agreed to go for a walk on the beach with me. I love the beach, it is so peaceful. This time I took my camera with me to catch some pictures of the sunset. I picked some of favorites to share with you.

The sad news is that Lisa has decided that she needs to stay another day in Utah. That stinks. Oh well, what's one more day right?

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When the moon is overhead (high tide) the earth beneath your feet rises 25 cm compared to when the moon is on the far side of the earth (low tide).

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Trip #5 !?!?

Lisa is in Utah - again. I can hardly believe it. This is her fifth trip this summer, I wish we could get "frequent driver miles" like you can get "frequent flier miles". Oh well, as it turns it is for a good cause. Alycia needs her mother. The poor girl was blind sided with several different problems all simultaneously and she was near a melt down. Let's see if I can remember everything:

1) She needed to get her Utah residency in order to save many thousands of dollars on tuition.
2) She went to get her residency and they wouldn't give it to her without a Utah drivers license. I suppose her marriage license would have worked but it doesn't come in the mail for a few weeks and tuition is due on September 8.
3) She went to get her drivers license and they wouldn't give it to her without proof that she lives there. The utilities were not in her name so she used her lease for her apartment but it is in Alycia Crowleys name but her California drivers license says Alycia Leavitt. They wouldn't accept it.
4) Her class schedule was all messed up and she needed to make last minutes changes to get some required classes.
5) While she was on her honeymoon her adviser went on maternity leave and the replacement says she can't help her with her schedule.
6) She is late getting her financial aid taken care of but they need some tax information from me and since I filed and extension I don't have it for them.
7) She needs to move into her apartment this weekend.
8) She is working part time.

I think she needed her mother. Lisa is very good at these kinds of things. She's been on the phone most of the week and is getting to know some of the people very well. Alycia's application was in a huge stack of other applications and the one girl told Lisa that she would find her application and move it to the top of the stack so it would get taken care of sooner. I hope that is a talent our kids are learning from their mother.

With Lisa gone that means that Sarah and I are home alone. In spite of the long list of jobs we have to get done we are having a ball. I was really looking forward to spending the long weekend with Sarah but all of the sudden she is getting all sorts of invitations to do things on Monday. Unfortunately Sarah doesn't know how to say no and she has agreed to do things with five different groups of friends. One group wants to go hiking in the afternoon starting at 1:00. Another girl invited her to a birthday party from 12:00 to 5:00 (I'm not sure how she was going to manage that). Another girl wanted to see her so Sarah said she would do a sleep over Sunday night to Monday at noon and a boy has invited her to "hang out" (not a date but it sure sounds like one to me) Monday morning. The bigger conflict however are the clear instructions from Lisa how Sarah is grounded until her room is done. Sarah worked hard all day on Saturday and got a lot done in her room but it clearly wasn't going to get done before our own date that we had planned for Saturday evening. I pointed out to Sarah that she had a choice to make. Since her room had to get done before she did anything she was going to either have to skip our date and work all evening Saturday in her room or she was going to have to free up Monday morning so she could work then. She was not a happy camper but when I asked her later what she was going to do she told me that she had canceled everything with everyone so that not only could we go on our date Saturday night but we had all day Monday together.I love my daughter.

As you might have guessed from the pictures, Sarah had her first race Saturday morning.She did very well. I think our team may have won the race but we left before the results were posted. Sarah came in forth for our team and the first five score.

I don't know if my wife is returning to me tomorrow or Tuesday but with the long weekend and all it could be a miserable day on the highway tomorrow. I think it may be best if she travels on Tuesday.