Friday, December 04, 2009

Fred's Solution to the Worlds Problems

Now that I've completed my autobiography I've decided that I would share with you how I would save the world if I were the dictator in charge. I'd have to be the dictator because I'm sure no one would vote for me. I believe that I have no right to complain about how things are being run unless I'm willing to suggest a solution to the problems. I really don't like it when people complain and gripe about how things are being done but they have no suggestions about how to fix it or do it better. I have this guy at work who used to complain all the time about how we're doing our production so I decided to ask him how he would do it. He gave me some suggestions so I said, "great, go ahead and do it". Well he never did do it so after that every time he complained I told him to fix it. He doesn't complain anymore.

Since I complain a lot about how misguided some of our political leaders are I figured I'd supply my answers. I have an answer for every major issue we have in the United States including, our education system, our prison system, our welfare system and health care (which I shared earlier). I even have a plan for world domination. Over the next few days or so I will share each of my solutions with you. I can't wait to get your feed back. I'd love to know if you think it would work or not.

3 comments:

Brandon J. Leavitt said...

how about overloading the fiscal budget with social reforms so that when it inevitably fails you can implement socialist/communist rule using the stick of class warfare? Oh wait...

Well then how about monopolizing on fear to justify the suspension of civil liberties? Um...

How about declaring corporate staggered voting unconscionable knowing that your own ability to stay in power depends on it? Well that would be priceless but nevermind.

I guess its all been done before Dad

Serene Leavitt said...

You are Brandon are so alike it's scary. Love you both though!

Lynn said...

Well, I liked your plan on how to shut the guy up who complained at work all the time. That one was a smart plan. LOL!